Walking in Manhattan
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Random guy smoking outside my favorite bar: Ooh exotic young ladies, my favorite.
Me: [overhearing, looks over shoulder and smiles - he was under 30 and cute, you've got to give them some encouragement.]
Him: Tell me you're a half-breed.
Me: [over shoulder, still walking] I am.
Him: Take me home.
It's amazing how such a small thing can give you such a massive ego boost. I'm going to bed with a smile on my face.
Honestly, if I were into schlongs, I would so do him.
But really, who says half-breeds?
Me: [overhearing, looks over shoulder and smiles - he was under 30 and cute, you've got to give them some encouragement.]
Him: Tell me you're a half-breed.
Me: [over shoulder, still walking] I am.
Him: Take me home.
It's amazing how such a small thing can give you such a massive ego boost. I'm going to bed with a smile on my face.
Honestly, if I were into schlongs, I would so do him.
But really, who says half-breeds?
half-breed? like Cher/?!?
But really, who says schlongs?
lol
-tiff