Halloween..
Friday, October 12, 2007
I haven't dressed up for halloween in a very long time. I always find it to me somewhat lame. I actually know a lot of people who go absolutely insane with costumes - buying the most extravagant dress to making it themselves from scratch.
This year, since I am going to some random Brooklyn-trendy-rich fucks party where if you don't wear a costume you have to pay 20 bucks. I am forced to wear one.
So, I have a few in mind...
This one my friends, is something I've always wanted to be on Halloween - a guidette.
The Guidette is the female version of the guido. She either resides in Staten Island or New Jersey. She is usually moderately pretty, with nice boob job or natural ginormous tits. She is usually a skank (please refer to the youtube v
ideo - my new fucking haircut), her accent is something foreign - like guido talk. her personality is so repulsive that no one pays attention to her. Some of them look like post-op trannies. She idolize the Sopranos or anything italian related. She believes she is God's gift to mankind.
I would have to stuff my bra, and wear a ton of eye makeup and wear those aweful looking shoes.
My next choice is a Hipster. Everyone thinks that I am already but seriously am not!
A hipster is someone who is living off their parents' money. Listen to indie bands no one outside of Williamsburg/Park Slope has heard of. Tattooed. most likely a vegan, a lesbian or gay. He/She dines at local coffee shops while reading the New York Times. artsy, or so he/she claims. He/She has this one shirt that they love and they wear it everywhere. all her/his friends are just like them. addicted to coffee, looking like they are poor (but they have more money than me and you COMBINED) cigarettes. They are usually complicated and fucking weird. they majored in writing, queer/gender studies, art...music. AND they always deny being a hipster.
This isn't hard at all. Skinny Jeans and some flats or my old converse sneaks and some old tee shirt. - SCORE!
My next all time "I wanted to be one for halloween" is a Hoodrat
A hoodrat is a girl who sleeps with a whole lot of men in the hood (ghetto). Usually no
ticeable via her slacking standards of personal care, hoochie outfits, big gold (fake) jewelry and hair extentions that can cover the whole island of Manhattan.
All the girls on Flavor of Love were all Hoodrats!
Will I get a prize with that one? I dont think so...
This year, since I am going to some random Brooklyn-trendy-rich fucks party where if you don't wear a costume you have to pay 20 bucks. I am forced to wear one.
So, I have a few in mind...
This one my friends, is something I've always wanted to be on Halloween - a guidette.
The Guidette is the female version of the guido. She either resides in Staten Island or New Jersey. She is usually moderately pretty, with nice boob job or natural ginormous tits. She is usually a skank (please refer to the youtube v
ideo - my new fucking haircut), her accent is something foreign - like guido talk. her personality is so repulsive that no one pays attention to her. Some of them look like post-op trannies. She idolize the Sopranos or anything italian related. She believes she is God's gift to mankind. I would have to stuff my bra, and wear a ton of eye makeup and wear those aweful looking shoes.
My next choice is a Hipster. Everyone thinks that I am already but seriously am not!
A hipster is someone who is living off their parents' money. Listen to indie bands no one outside of Williamsburg/Park Slope has heard of. Tattooed. most likely a vegan, a lesbian or gay. He/She dines at local coffee shops while reading the New York Times. artsy, or so he/she claims. He/She has this one shirt that they love and they wear it everywhere. all her/his friends are just like them. addicted to coffee, looking like they are poor (but they have more money than me and you COMBINED) cigarettes. They are usually complicated and fucking weird. they majored in writing, queer/gender studies, art...music. AND they always deny being a hipster.
This isn't hard at all. Skinny Jeans and some flats or my old converse sneaks and some old tee shirt. - SCORE!
My next all time "I wanted to be one for halloween" is a Hoodrat
A hoodrat is a girl who sleeps with a whole lot of men in the hood (ghetto). Usually no
ticeable via her slacking standards of personal care, hoochie outfits, big gold (fake) jewelry and hair extentions that can cover the whole island of Manhattan. All the girls on Flavor of Love were all Hoodrats!
Will I get a prize with that one? I dont think so...
lol right back at ya
okay- so if you go with the "guidette", i will so help you!
I am forced to see them on a regular basis... grrrr
lol..arent all your friends Guids?
NO THEY ARE NOT!!!
I TRY MY BESTEST TO STRAY AWAY FROM THEM!!
grrr....