Tila Tequilla
Thursday, October 18, 2007
I am sure all of you have seen her show on MTV, or at least you’ve seen the previews. I have never been a huge fan of Tila, although she is cute in her own little “slutty” way but she is just someone I’d sleep with and not call the next day – ok I take it back, I’d go for seconds and that would be it. I swear.
I’ve noticed that there are only two dykes (I wouldn’t really say dykes – rather butch) and a dozen of feminine –bleached fake rocker looking girls with silicone tits and porn star attitude. Even the one girl who claims she’s a virgin. MY ASS. She looks like she’s into some crazy shit – like dominatrix. The one girl whom I’ve instantly fallen for is this half-breed. She is totally not a knockout but she is sweet (although in the next episode, Tila catches her making out with some other chick). If you’ve seen the first episode, she was the one with the angel outfit. Remember the cartoon with the wolf when he gets excited, his tongue rolls out of his mouth and his eyes pop out of his head – yeah. Enough
Now now, hold your horses. I need to talk about the two dykes. Dyke #1. I’ll call her Shane wannabe. From the hair to the way she handles herself – purely Shane. I don’t have a problem with her, except when Tila asked the girl to wear an outfit that describes them (or something like that, it may have been “find the dirtiest outfit you can find” and this Shane wannabe comes down the runway in some Hugh Heffner type of robe and a Fedora Hat. I’m positive there are little Lezies out there who found Shane wannabe a total knockout. I didn’t. I wasn’t impressed at all.
Dyke #2 was fucking hot. A lot of people who know me would be checking my temperature right this minute. I don’t really do “dykes” per se or Butch ladies. Lets call her, Your so hot I Wanna Know Ya - aka YSHIWKY. There is something about her. AND when YSHIWKY came down the runway, she had her firefighter pants on and she looked amazing. Wow. Ok, I think I should stop.
Dyke #1 went home this week. Hopefully Dyke #2 stays for a very long time. But Tila said it herself that she is more attracted to the feminine ones. Well Tila, if you don’t want Dyke #2, I will gladly take her under mysheets. wings.
I’ve noticed that there are only two dykes (I wouldn’t really say dykes – rather butch) and a dozen of feminine –bleached fake rocker looking girls with silicone tits and porn star attitude. Even the one girl who claims she’s a virgin. MY ASS. She looks like she’s into some crazy shit – like dominatrix. The one girl whom I’ve instantly fallen for is this half-breed. She is totally not a knockout but she is sweet (although in the next episode, Tila catches her making out with some other chick). If you’ve seen the first episode, she was the one with the angel outfit. Remember the cartoon with the wolf when he gets excited, his tongue rolls out of his mouth and his eyes pop out of his head – yeah. Enough
Now now, hold your horses. I need to talk about the two dykes. Dyke #1. I’ll call her Shane wannabe. From the hair to the way she handles herself – purely Shane. I don’t have a problem with her, except when Tila asked the girl to wear an outfit that describes them (or something like that, it may have been “find the dirtiest outfit you can find” and this Shane wannabe comes down the runway in some Hugh Heffner type of robe and a Fedora Hat. I’m positive there are little Lezies out there who found Shane wannabe a total knockout. I didn’t. I wasn’t impressed at all.
Dyke #2 was fucking hot. A lot of people who know me would be checking my temperature right this minute. I don’t really do “dykes” per se or Butch ladies. Lets call her, Your so hot I Wanna Know Ya - aka YSHIWKY. There is something about her. AND when YSHIWKY came down the runway, she had her firefighter pants on and she looked amazing. Wow. Ok, I think I should stop.
Dyke #1 went home this week. Hopefully Dyke #2 stays for a very long time. But Tila said it herself that she is more attracted to the feminine ones. Well Tila, if you don’t want Dyke #2, I will gladly take her under my
