Thursday, October 4, 2007
Since I am sincerely inattentive at work today, I figured I would write a little something about me. I compiled the most important facts about me. Enjoy.
1. I get a steady pay check every two weeks from a magazine company. No no. I do not write my friends – my day consist of making endless and meaningless (to me) phone calls to people, writing emails and confirming things and dates and I get paid to look good. I basically ended up where I am by default, which is how I make most of my important life decisions. Yes.
2. I was born in a country far far away – one of the poorest countries in the western hemisphere to parents who were doctors without borders. I was shipped to boarding school in France and since we were a big happy family, we moved to NY. (though, I rarely admit where I was born, but I thought I’d share because a friendship is built cautiously selected moments of honesy.)
3. There were two things that I wanted to accomplish since I was a teeny weeny child – 1. I wanted to be a professional tennis player (scratch that now, I am too fat and slow) and 2. I wanted to be an actress. After all, I grew up with Pretty Woman (romantically challenged during my teen years, I wanted to be rescued by a rich man and I would never have to worry about anything but blowing him. My second all time favorite was The Goonies. Who didn’t want to explore old pirate ships and fight bad guys?)
4. None of my childhood dreams ended up working.
5. I went away to college and discovered that yes, all those years I was clearly gay. It took me a number of women to figure that out. As if wearing my brother’s ninja turtle shirts and his jeans didn’t ring a bell to my parents.
6. truth be told, my parents told me they knew before I even figured it out myself. Made sense? Hold on let me re-read that. Ok yep. It did.
7. lastly, I enjoy long walks on the beach, playing the piano and striking the chords of my lovely yamaha guitar. I paint and I wouldn’t mind re-filming the body paint scene from Better Than Chocolate with me as the lead and Jennifer Beal as my bitch. I enjoy a good conversation and women.
Call me.
1. I get a steady pay check every two weeks from a magazine company. No no. I do not write my friends – my day consist of making endless and meaningless (to me) phone calls to people, writing emails and confirming things and dates and I get paid to look good. I basically ended up where I am by default, which is how I make most of my important life decisions. Yes.
2. I was born in a country far far away – one of the poorest countries in the western hemisphere to parents who were doctors without borders. I was shipped to boarding school in France and since we were a big happy family, we moved to NY. (though, I rarely admit where I was born, but I thought I’d share because a friendship is built cautiously selected moments of honesy.)
3. There were two things that I wanted to accomplish since I was a teeny weeny child – 1. I wanted to be a professional tennis player (scratch that now, I am too fat and slow) and 2. I wanted to be an actress. After all, I grew up with Pretty Woman (romantically challenged during my teen years, I wanted to be rescued by a rich man and I would never have to worry about anything but blowing him. My second all time favorite was The Goonies. Who didn’t want to explore old pirate ships and fight bad guys?)
4. None of my childhood dreams ended up working.
5. I went away to college and discovered that yes, all those years I was clearly gay. It took me a number of women to figure that out. As if wearing my brother’s ninja turtle shirts and his jeans didn’t ring a bell to my parents.
6. truth be told, my parents told me they knew before I even figured it out myself. Made sense? Hold on let me re-read that. Ok yep. It did.
7. lastly, I enjoy long walks on the beach, playing the piano and striking the chords of my lovely yamaha guitar. I paint and I wouldn’t mind re-filming the body paint scene from Better Than Chocolate with me as the lead and Jennifer Beal as my bitch. I enjoy a good conversation and women.
Call me.
I got Jennifer already...
hahahahaha