Buongiorno Doctor
Thursday, May 10, 2007
L ast night when I landed at Newark, my reminder on my bberry rang frantically. I then remembered I scheduled an appointment with my gynecologist for this morning (Thursday). I absolutely love getting my vag. checked out by a hot medico italiano. I walked in early – 730am and of course I was the only one there. I really think the UES ladies sleep till noon. I spotted her and said (more like whispered) “buongiorno Bella!!!!” and she was in the greatest mood in the world said, “Come siete? entri entri.”
I get really nervous when I see her, not only she is the most attractive female vagina doctor I know, but she is Italian (+5 points) a vag doctor – she has seen mine countless times (-2points) she is young ( +6points) and she is hot, dark hair, nice teeth and perfect smile ( +2000 points)
She is cute and nerdy and the questions she asks are amusing and every time I make her wonder about me and how I abuse my vag – dirty fuckers out there…I only mean riding horses and my spinning classes at the gym.
Dr.: When was your last period?
Me: I don’t really keep track, but probably a month ago??
Dr.: [she looks puzzled] Even with your OCD about writing things…you don’t note down those days?
Me: eh..nope.
Dr: When was your last sexual encounter?
Me: what do you mean [smiling]?
Dr: [interrupting] sex..when did you last have SEX?
Me: you are getting a little personal here Doctor…non lo so.
Dr.: ok, how often?
Me: daily?
Dr: [Perplexed look on her face] I see.
Me: Well, does using a vibrator consider me having sex, I mean, its like me having sex with myself but in reality its me thinking about someone else, but seriously having major orgasms within seconds of one another. so yes, daily – well maybe I should say nightly.
Dr: wow [she laughs]
Me: I was only kidding. I don’t have sex with myself. It’s pathetic.
Dr.: I know, I’ve been seeing you for 3 years now, I think I know when you are bullshitting me. But just so you know, masturbation is healthy.
Me: Not good for my soul.
Dr: [Laughing] Well you know I have to implement safe sex.
Me: So when are you free?
DR: Stasera?
She loves me. I know it. Plus I have her number on speed dial. SCORE!
I get really nervous when I see her, not only she is the most attractive female vagina doctor I know, but she is Italian (+5 points) a vag doctor – she has seen mine countless times (-2points) she is young ( +6points) and she is hot, dark hair, nice teeth and perfect smile ( +2000 points)
She is cute and nerdy and the questions she asks are amusing and every time I make her wonder about me and how I abuse my vag – dirty fuckers out there…I only mean riding horses and my spinning classes at the gym.
Dr.: When was your last period?
Me: I don’t really keep track, but probably a month ago??
Dr.: [she looks puzzled] Even with your OCD about writing things…you don’t note down those days?
Me: eh..nope.
Dr: When was your last sexual encounter?
Me: what do you mean [smiling]?
Dr: [interrupting] sex..when did you last have SEX?
Me: you are getting a little personal here Doctor…non lo so.
Dr.: ok, how often?
Me: daily?
Dr: [Perplexed look on her face] I see.
Me: Well, does using a vibrator consider me having sex, I mean, its like me having sex with myself but in reality its me thinking about someone else, but seriously having major orgasms within seconds of one another. so yes, daily – well maybe I should say nightly.
Dr: wow [she laughs]
Me: I was only kidding. I don’t have sex with myself. It’s pathetic.
Dr.: I know, I’ve been seeing you for 3 years now, I think I know when you are bullshitting me. But just so you know, masturbation is healthy.
Me: Not good for my soul.
Dr: [Laughing] Well you know I have to implement safe sex.
Me: So when are you free?
DR: Stasera?
She loves me. I know it. Plus I have her number on speed dial. SCORE!
wow HOT, into yatches AND speaks the mother tongue? total score. brava!