My night with the D-Listers.
Thursday, May 17, 2007
E ven with the monsoon weather or what looked liked scenes from War of the World, the Writer and I managed to attend the event of the month. I can’t say event of the year, but there are so many other events that are much better than the Sex Museum Gala – like the Met annual costume ball.
The wind and the rain died around 6pm, which allowed us to look stunning for the night. I wore a plain little black dress with a skinny red and black belt and wore some killer (literally) red stilettos (my feet still hurt). The Writer looked amazing. She wore black tuxedo pants, black button down and red suspenders, and black stiletto pumps – it sounds so not hot, but it was.
So we marched in, showed our VIP tickets, grabbed some champagne and headed to the back where the majority of the celebs were. I always feel more confident with a glass in my hand/stomach. As soon as I walked in the VIP area, I saw Mr. Perez Hilton. He is probably one of my favorite Queens. I introduced myself and we chatted for a mere 2 seconds until his bitch – Dita Von Teese showed up and scooped him up and dragged him to the other D fucking Listed Celebs. She is amazingly hot but in a weird pin up chick way. Her performances were steamy and people could not keep their eyes off of them. Mine were set on a gorgeous pair (exposed) of breast. I was only focused on them and nothing else mattered. Come on, give me a break; the breast bearer wore a mesh dress!!!!
The Writer and I picked up our gift bags on our way out and we were flabbergasted at the “gifts”. Dildos and vibrators, lube and “other” accessories. I turned red as soon as the Writer gave me a “you wanna give these things a test ride” kinda look. But what she probably meant was “shit, I already have these!” either way, it was worth the blushing.
The night ended well for me, slightly buzzed, I hailed a cab and went home to my lovely, clean-sheeted bed.
This morning, my alarm must have rang for a long time because I don’t remember doing my usual 3 time snoozing. I got up at 730 and got ready in less than 20 minutes. No shower, same makeup from last night and I probably look like I’ve been to war.
I don’t care.
The wind and the rain died around 6pm, which allowed us to look stunning for the night. I wore a plain little black dress with a skinny red and black belt and wore some killer (literally) red stilettos (my feet still hurt). The Writer looked amazing. She wore black tuxedo pants, black button down and red suspenders, and black stiletto pumps – it sounds so not hot, but it was.
So we marched in, showed our VIP tickets, grabbed some champagne and headed to the back where the majority of the celebs were. I always feel more confident with a glass in my hand/stomach. As soon as I walked in the VIP area, I saw Mr. Perez Hilton. He is probably one of my favorite Queens. I introduced myself and we chatted for a mere 2 seconds until his bitch – Dita Von Teese showed up and scooped him up and dragged him to the other D fucking Listed Celebs. She is amazingly hot but in a weird pin up chick way. Her performances were steamy and people could not keep their eyes off of them. Mine were set on a gorgeous pair (exposed) of breast. I was only focused on them and nothing else mattered. Come on, give me a break; the breast bearer wore a mesh dress!!!!
The Writer and I picked up our gift bags on our way out and we were flabbergasted at the “gifts”. Dildos and vibrators, lube and “other” accessories. I turned red as soon as the Writer gave me a “you wanna give these things a test ride” kinda look. But what she probably meant was “shit, I already have these!” either way, it was worth the blushing.
The night ended well for me, slightly buzzed, I hailed a cab and went home to my lovely, clean-sheeted bed.
This morning, my alarm must have rang for a long time because I don’t remember doing my usual 3 time snoozing. I got up at 730 and got ready in less than 20 minutes. No shower, same makeup from last night and I probably look like I’ve been to war.
I don’t care.
isn't the plural of dildo, dildi?
haha...i dont know...
Penises or Peni??