Not all sex is Pornstar
Thursday, May 3, 2007
This led me to the other thought and I have encountered plenty of these situations. The writer and I have this inside joke about sex, we have both dated someone where damn, the sex just fucking sucked. Usually it was because the other person was droning. You can only put your best foot forward so much before you eventually lose all interest and fall asleep.
Which led to our catch phrase: If the appetizer doesn’t look good, then skip the dessert.
For a long time, we would use this in front of potential daters and they would have no idea what we were talking about. After a couple of times of bad sex with this one girl, The Writer had an opportunity for a threesome with her friend. I was like NOOOOOOOOO, the appetizer is no good! I witnessed the friend slobbering someone in the face like a bulldog salivating at the sight of fresh meat.Her reply and an amendment to the previous rule: But perhaps if combined with another dish, the dessert will be better.
I think we have all had those situations where the appetizer’s not that good. I mean if the girl’s going to treat the appetizer like an object, ignore the dessert, then roll over and not finish it, why even eat at all?
Bad appetizers/desserts has gotten me on the verge of anorexia.
Which led to our catch phrase: If the appetizer doesn’t look good, then skip the dessert.
For a long time, we would use this in front of potential daters and they would have no idea what we were talking about. After a couple of times of bad sex with this one girl, The Writer had an opportunity for a threesome with her friend. I was like NOOOOOOOOO, the appetizer is no good! I witnessed the friend slobbering someone in the face like a bulldog salivating at the sight of fresh meat.Her reply and an amendment to the previous rule: But perhaps if combined with another dish, the dessert will be better.
I think we have all had those situations where the appetizer’s not that good. I mean if the girl’s going to treat the appetizer like an object, ignore the dessert, then roll over and not finish it, why even eat at all?
Bad appetizers/desserts has gotten me on the verge of anorexia.
ROFLMAO that is AWESOME and SO terribly TRUE!
AMEN - hahaha
Abso fucking lutely.