The Jobless, Homeless Asshole Friend
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
I have a plethora of friends…really. Okay, just one.
Why do I always have the one friend who doesn’t have a job? But you have to explain it like they do have a job. And you’re always saying things like, “Oh, [anonymous]? Oh well yeah, she is um, well she just finished school, yeah, five years ago…so you know, she’s still, umm taking her time looking and stuff…” and it sucks because I can’t really hang with them at Happy Hour because I end up being the broke one.
And why is that my friend who is jobless, homeless, sleeps on their friend’s couch and keeps their clothes in a trash bag in the basement, always seems to have the most amount of sex?
And finally, Why is there always the jobless, homeless asshole in my group of friends? And everyone knows who the asshole is, even the asshole knows who the asshole is, but I’m friends with them anyway and I always have some excuse for why I’m friends with the asshole. I’m always like, “Oh yeah [anonymous], yeah she’s an asshole, but you know, we were Beer Pong Partners back in 2002…”
So it makes it okay for me to hang with the jobless homeless asshole who was my beer pong partner back in 2002.
Why do I always have the one friend who doesn’t have a job? But you have to explain it like they do have a job. And you’re always saying things like, “Oh, [anonymous]? Oh well yeah, she is um, well she just finished school, yeah, five years ago…so you know, she’s still, umm taking her time looking and stuff…” and it sucks because I can’t really hang with them at Happy Hour because I end up being the broke one.
And why is that my friend who is jobless, homeless, sleeps on their friend’s couch and keeps their clothes in a trash bag in the basement, always seems to have the most amount of sex?
And finally, Why is there always the jobless, homeless asshole in my group of friends? And everyone knows who the asshole is, even the asshole knows who the asshole is, but I’m friends with them anyway and I always have some excuse for why I’m friends with the asshole. I’m always like, “Oh yeah [anonymous], yeah she’s an asshole, but you know, we were Beer Pong Partners back in 2002…”
So it makes it okay for me to hang with the jobless homeless asshole who was my beer pong partner back in 2002.
hahaha tooo funny! yeah its called liberal arts major. jk
ohh those liberal arts kids.
hmph. sexy homeless...
it's a look.
oddly enough, i am one of the few people i know that got a degree in liberal arts and is financially stable...... doesn't mean i am getting laid though! Maybe the homless look is good for you anonymous friend..... he/she is getting laid, getting drinks paid for , and has a place to crash. why bother looking for a job and doing something with oneself. I presonally don't get it, but maybe if those friends quit offering a couch and made time tougher for "dear friend", he/she may try to do something with themself and quit bumming.
Pissed off - same here, I have a degree in L.A. and financially stable, but just like you, I am one of the few.
Thank you for your comment :)
I know who you are ref. to so sad so sad.