Yeah, call me a bully
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
I am in one of those moods – I am tired, cranky, currently hungry and over the top obnoxious. If you want the truth from me, today is the day – I don’t have any boundaries to what I’d tell you.
So I first wrote an entire entry on my friend’s current lesbian drama situation with her ex-friends and all and since she reads this, I decided that it would be too blunt and I would have to water it down before I get some crazy shit from her. So I won’t do that.
Although I look oh-so-fabulous today – a la Bette Porter I must say, I feel like the evil witch from [insert crazy witch fairy tale drama crap from the old days here]. Not even Angelina Jolie’s autographed picture on my desk can help me. I looked at it for hours this morning and I noticed that she has really soft eyes. Even with the media’s portrayal of her as this rebel, bloodthirsty vampire-ish, bisexual, husband snatcher – she is this soft woman who has a lot to offer to the world. Ok yes, I am clearly obsessed. But it’s ok. It’s healthy.
I think I am just starting off with a horrible week. Yesterday, I wore these really cute khakis and navy blue and white-stripped shirt with a navy blue blazer and all morning I was fine until lunchtime. I spilled my water all over my pants then it went on to me spilling salad dressing on my shirt AND when I got home, I had my Swedish meatball sauce on my new cleaned shirt and I had coffee stains on my pants by 9pm.
So what is going on? Make it stop please!!
So I first wrote an entire entry on my friend’s current lesbian drama situation with her ex-friends and all and since she reads this, I decided that it would be too blunt and I would have to water it down before I get some crazy shit from her. So I won’t do that.
Although I look oh-so-fabulous today – a la Bette Porter I must say, I feel like the evil witch from [insert crazy witch fairy tale drama crap from the old days here]. Not even Angelina Jolie’s autographed picture on my desk can help me. I looked at it for hours this morning and I noticed that she has really soft eyes. Even with the media’s portrayal of her as this rebel, bloodthirsty vampire-ish, bisexual, husband snatcher – she is this soft woman who has a lot to offer to the world. Ok yes, I am clearly obsessed. But it’s ok. It’s healthy.
I think I am just starting off with a horrible week. Yesterday, I wore these really cute khakis and navy blue and white-stripped shirt with a navy blue blazer and all morning I was fine until lunchtime. I spilled my water all over my pants then it went on to me spilling salad dressing on my shirt AND when I got home, I had my Swedish meatball sauce on my new cleaned shirt and I had coffee stains on my pants by 9pm.
So what is going on? Make it stop please!!
it's the german.
she clearly put some kind of aryan mal'occhio on you in the hopes of revelling in the schadenfreude...
yeah, I blame the German as well ;)
Don't blame the German! you are just some girl who spills food on herself.
do you need a bib?