Is it 5 yet?
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Yep it’s like 430 right now. And I am supper excited because I get to home at exactly 5pm. So basically no blogging really. Just me rambling about things that probably wont make sense to you or myself but it will kill time and I LIKE IT.
Wanna know something that irks me?? Sure??
Ok.
So I walked into my office this morning, closed the door and put my head down for a little because I had a killer headache and I don’t deal with headaches very well. I either cuss like a dirty truck driver from upstate or I make you feel like you are nothing to me like the upper east side trophy wives. And THEN…I heard a child running down the hallway and I cringed. Really. What the fuck?? It’ s Wednesday people. Keep your kids at home! See, I would understand if it was a Friday and there was nothing to do – not that sleeping at the office isn’t doing something damnit!
I really don’t like to be woken up in the middle of a glorious morning nap by screaming kids while at work. I mean, I don’t hate kids. I’m sure I won’t mind it when I eventually have my own future perfectly behaved, above average in every possible way beacons of joy who will someday not only cure the common cold but also win Wimbledon. Twice.
But come on, can I get a break? When I become CEO of my own ad Agency there will be a wall full of rules. The number 1 being the no kids rule and the last being - bring your beers to work on fridays.
Ok good. We are on time here. It is now 432. umm…I looked amazing today. With the gloomy weather I forced myself to look decent for once this week. NYC when its gray is depressing. This morning I didn’t want to get out of bed. Ok – that’s every morning.
Anyhoo…maybe I’ll get up and walk around and do my usual “I have nothing to do but stare at other people work” checkup.
I promise. Tomorrow will be better.
It is now 4:34pm ahhhh
Wanna know something that irks me?? Sure??
Ok.
So I walked into my office this morning, closed the door and put my head down for a little because I had a killer headache and I don’t deal with headaches very well. I either cuss like a dirty truck driver from upstate or I make you feel like you are nothing to me like the upper east side trophy wives. And THEN…I heard a child running down the hallway and I cringed. Really. What the fuck?? It’ s Wednesday people. Keep your kids at home! See, I would understand if it was a Friday and there was nothing to do – not that sleeping at the office isn’t doing something damnit!
I really don’t like to be woken up in the middle of a glorious morning nap by screaming kids while at work. I mean, I don’t hate kids. I’m sure I won’t mind it when I eventually have my own future perfectly behaved, above average in every possible way beacons of joy who will someday not only cure the common cold but also win Wimbledon. Twice.
But come on, can I get a break? When I become CEO of my own ad Agency there will be a wall full of rules. The number 1 being the no kids rule and the last being - bring your beers to work on fridays.
Ok good. We are on time here. It is now 432. umm…I looked amazing today. With the gloomy weather I forced myself to look decent for once this week. NYC when its gray is depressing. This morning I didn’t want to get out of bed. Ok – that’s every morning.
Anyhoo…maybe I’ll get up and walk around and do my usual “I have nothing to do but stare at other people work” checkup.
I promise. Tomorrow will be better.
It is now 4:34pm ahhhh
