Lady with the xxsmall tee
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
I saw a woman on the street this morning with a sign on her t-shirt (" i'm up here" - with an arrow going up). I'm sorry, but isn't the purpose of having letters and words on your t-shirt for people to read them and think you are all ironical and shit?
So there I am like a jackass on the street trying to read her tits, which she clearly doesn't want me to read cause you know, her eyes are up there. She REALLY wanted to get the point across that she should be loved for her "mind", that she went ahead and bought the t-shirt about 2 sizes too small. Just large enough that it wouldn't fit, but small enough that I can see the lace from her bra (shutup, I read slowly) and her gettinglargerbytheminute muffin tops.
Honestly? If you want people NOT to stare at your tits lady, wear the words on a hat, not on your knockers.
So there I am like a jackass on the street trying to read her tits, which she clearly doesn't want me to read cause you know, her eyes are up there. She REALLY wanted to get the point across that she should be loved for her "mind", that she went ahead and bought the t-shirt about 2 sizes too small. Just large enough that it wouldn't fit, but small enough that I can see the lace from her bra (shutup, I read slowly) and her gettinglargerbytheminute muffin tops.
Honestly? If you want people NOT to stare at your tits lady, wear the words on a hat, not on your knockers.
OMG i was almost decked by a woman on the subway the other day for that! her shirt was VERY hard to read (ie. fucked up font) and i kept trying to figure it out, she gave me the DIRTIEST look, like i was some perv! i felt so butch!
hahaha...you should have said something.